so

i miss my dog and that's it: he's been advising me to move on. knowwhatimean? so. im gonna have to. shep doesnt do halfway:


how long have i been dead?

um. almost a year, shep.

ok then. you see what i mean.

no. what?

its been almost a year jenn.

right.

and, so..

so?

so its time. to move on. and stop being an idiot.

y'now, shep, you never did much understand about being human.

o yeah i did, i watched very carefully, and i dont even have to, im a dog, remember, we just get these things.

what things?

oh, how you guys hold on to shit and make it last all out and drag it along like something nasty on your shoe. you just gum up the works totally, and slow things down, and take too long.

whatever.

now. i know youre ready, i can feel it.

shut up, shep.

im serious. better go buy new food. and a collar. and this time, --

dont say it.

ok, but do it. and DONT wait.

shep! shut UP! change the subject.

omg, i can totally tell youre excited. that's nice, jenn. that's nice.

hows about them...uh, lakers, huh?

uh-hunh.


cant a body get any peace? ;) anyway, super nice sunset tonight.